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Amy’s Bad Advice #11

It’s worth what you paid for it.

Welcome back to another Amy’s Bad Advice. It’s been a while, so I thought the perfect post would be an airing of grievances!

A festivus for the rest of us, if you will, in the fine vein of

Mr. Costanza.

Specifically. Let’s talk don’ts. And there are many. Especially with me.

But here’s the top hits-

1- Don’t make me fear for my civil liberties.

2- Don’t tell me the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones came out of left field.

3- Don’t tell me how pretty I look, especially more than once.

(Talking to you mother)

4- Don’t ask me where I put your whatever until you check the pantry.

5-Don’t pretend 45 has redeeming qualities. Own your shortcomings.

I think that’ll do it for this installment. I feel so much better. How bout you?

Let’s Commiserate!

Share your own in the comments!

Until next time,

Cheers, Amy

11 thoughts on “Amy’s Bad Advice #11”

  1. Atleast you recognize. Lol. It might be me but i just don’t like it.
    And if it helps, here’s why 😉
    First, my egos fine. Don’t stroke it. And second, what do I normally look like? third? well, I heard you the first time so what are you fishing for?

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    1. I don’t mind complimenting a lady.. but just like my wife, it’s more like words that go in one ear and out the other lol!

      And yes, i can see it being annoying and a bit creepy.. but I have a follower here who looks just a couple people I know. And it’s just so identical.., but I think I freaked her out telling her about it. Silence is the best policy…

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      1. Well it’s possible to get it right. I suppose. 😆 But really, id recommend going with something more specific to compliment. Liking the hairstyle, or shoes. But that’s just me. I’m a miserable miser.

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    1. I wish I could find those figurines. I’d make a mint! You know, I guess it’s in the delivery. And Shock shouldn’t be part of the equation. But with my mom. 4 -5 in one visit was too much. What kind of Gollum creature do you normally visit. .

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