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Amy’s Bad Advice #7

It’s worth what you paid for it.

For Amy’s Bad Advice this week I have an assignment. Please read all directions before starting.

Step 1- buy a long stem candle.

Step 2- light candle on one end.

Step 3- turn candle over and light the other end.

If you followed steps 1-3 you should have a candle burning at both ends.

Step 4- disregard steps 1-3

Never burn your candle at both ends. It’s stupid. You only have one damn candle.

Now, since you’ve read all the directions with your hands free of candles enjoy the rest of October.

This concludes Amy’s Bad Advice for this week.

Cheers, Amy

11 thoughts on “Amy’s Bad Advice #7”

  1. Step 1- buy a long stem candle.
    Step 2- light candle on one end.
    Step 3 – Apply lighted end to bills, pending invoices, unpleasant neighbours children
    Step 4 – use remaining candle to melt cheese
    Step 5 – impale cubes of bread on metal skewers, Dunk in melted cheese. Eat cheesed bread
    Step 6 – spend rest of October reading and employing more Amysh advice

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  2. Guilty….Darling Goldfinch kept me wide awake til 1.20am….and then we had to wake 3.15am to be ready to leave at 3.45am and travel across London on the night buses to make sure he was at the station on time for his journey back up to the Midlands.

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